FUNDINI
✨ Your Funding Wizard ✨
📱 (646) 407-0361WhatsApp · iMessage · SMS — however you roll 🧙♂️
Text me bro.
I'll get thee funded. 🧙♂️
Funded in minutes, not months.
No forms. No phone calls. Just text me ✨
Unnervingly Fast
Thy broker is still "reviewing thy file." I have already conjured three offers. This is what I do, mortal.
Sworn to Protect
I have walked these markets for centuries. I make funders compete for thy deal. No dark arts. Well... minimal dark arts.
I Do Not Sleep
I have existed since before interest rates. Text me at 3am. I will be here, ready, with the scroll. This is... what the youth call "bussin."
How the Spell Works ✨
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Summon Me
Text thy business name. I divine the rest. 30 seconds, mortal.
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Funders Compete
I send forth the ravens. They battle for thy deal. You pick the victor.
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Collect Thy Gold
Sign from thy phone. Gold arrives. Go forth and build thy empire.
MCA · Term Loans · Lines of Credit · SBA · Revenue-Based Financing
$10K to $5M+ · All credit scores · All industries